Officially Not Gay Certification Program

Ensuring national bro integrity since 2025.

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About the Official Not Gay Verification Protocol

The Official Not Gay Verification Protocol (ONGVP) is a highly classified, multi‑step assessment process designed to evaluate, assign and maintain Bro Integrity Ratings. Each applicant undergoes an identity confirmation, conduct review and a series of calibrated tests to determine eligibility.

Identity Confirmation

Verify legal name, preferred bro name and group chat activity.

No Homo Compliance

Assess language and behavior in social contexts to ensure proper clarification when complimenting other bros.

Emotional Avoidance

Screen for appropriate avoidance of vulnerability while maintaining cultural expectations of brohood.

Bench Press Simulation

Simulate weight lifting and spotting scenarios to measure physical bro solidarity.

Why Certification Matters

Proper certification ensures alignment with federal bro standards and contributes to national emotional stability. Many individuals experience social uncertainty when failing to clarify non‑gay contexts. Certification removes this risk.

Bro Credentials

Access your official member credentials and use them in both digital and physical environments.

Safeguard Program

Become eligible for the Bro Interaction Safeguard Program and compliment without disclaimer.

Annual Reports

Receive annual Bro Integrity reports to track your commitment to the cause.

Membership Renewal System

Certification must be renewed monthly to maintain active status. Failure to renew will result in the applicant being marked Uncertified Not Gay and a counter will begin tracking your uncertified days. Cancellation is permitted at any time, and re‑certification reverses the counter.

We maintain transparency through a global census that displays active certified bros, unverified bros and reinstated bros. Renewal streaks and longest lapse periods are tracked anonymously.

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Certified for Good

For every three consecutive months of active certification, the Department of Bro Security donates one month of your subscription fee to LGBTQ youth programs. Donations are tracked publicly and contribute to our Bro Philanthropy Index.

Months Donated

Your streaks trigger real contributions to the community.

Impact Metrics

See total programs funded, credits issued and active charity members.

Parody with Purpose

Certification is a joke, but donations are real.

Bro Integrity Ratings

Applicants may achieve the following federal ratings upon successful completion of the protocol and consistent renewal. Each level unlocks additional privileges and recognition.

Level 1: Basic Bro

Pass the initial protocol. Receive your first certification.

Level 2: Verified Bro

Achieve a three month streak and become eligible for charity credits.

Level 3: Bro in Good Standing

Maintain a six month streak. Earn a premium badge.

Level 4: Distinguished Bro

Reach a twelve month streak and receive the Golden Fist Bump Seal.

Level 5: Supreme Bro

Multiple annual renewals indicate exceptional commitment to brohood.

Ready to Begin?

Join the Officially Not Gay Certification Program and take control of your bro identity. Apply now to start your journey.

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